Loois, loois Capaldi, loois. loois capaldi. Thats right, the marvellous individual that is Loois Capaldi. Thats Loo with two o’s. Was first sighted shamelessly unblocking a hotel toilet on march 17th 2019. He was forged by his ring of fire and was born on the bog. And when he sees a dirty toilet he thinks “I’m gonna scrub it. I’m gonna go over there and I’m gonna scrub that dirty toilet.” And mmm even thinking about it he goes “ooooh” shivers up and shivers his timbers when he thinks about just scrubbing the mud and the muck off of the inside of a toilet and he will do yours for a small fee.